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humorous-blog:

condorn:

she sells weed by the seashore

(Source: condom)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer)

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

(Source: fake-mermaid)

cheesekuraika:

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

that was adorable and heart breaking 

death-by-lulz:

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sarahbroegger:

seany-av:

optimus-prime:

voyousloup:

One of the only keep calms that actually makes me smile.

aww

This touchd my heart like nothing ever has

Sweetheart
pizzaforpresident:

I don’t understand anything my dad says
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